Volunteer to be Eddie Cowpe's Poop a Scoop

Eddie Cowpe is a very busy man, when he's not blasting ducks and pheasants out of the air at Hoghton Tower he's running Huntley's of Samlesbury farm shop.

So that 'Little Ed' doesn't have to clean up after his dog we at Unethical Times are appealing for volunteers to follow him and his dog with a poop a scope on shoot days. If enough people volunteer each gun could have their own volunteer with a poop a scoop!

Volunteers must be members of a bloodsport group and be very submissive and be able to say 'Good Shot Master' even when he misses and 'Thank You Sir' to his dog if it fouls a path.

This position does not pay any wage sadly, but contend yourself in the knowledge that you'll be in the company of some self-important people. So come on please help Little Ed!

Applicants please contact the Hoghton Tower Shoot and say that you wish to help clear any dog mess.